Letter to the previous tenant.

Dear and unknown previous tenant,

I don't have any damn idea of who you are, what you like or what kind of thing you enjoy in your free time but, anyway, I feel that I should write a letter to you.

Probably you already knew it, but I'm gonna tell you something. After you, more people will come to this Residence. Yeah, I'm sure you know what I mean. In the rules it's specified that you should clean the room before you leave it. Did you? No, you didn't. Well, probably you tried to clean the toilet but when I arrived I found hair on the floor. So, what did you expect? Wouldn't I realize it?

I can deal with this. But if you have long hair, be sure not to block the sink. When I checked it out I found a thick hair tangle avoiding water ran. But it's ok. I can survive with this. I have to recognize that at first I thought you could be a guy or only a girl with dirty manners but there there were so many clues in the room to reveal the truth.

Clue number 1: Old fashioned stay lamp. Well, prejudices but it's not the kind of lamp that a boy would have in his room. It's more for old ladies or housewives with an awful taste in decoration.

Clue number 2: Glitter on the floor. Two options: a girl doing girly things or a drag who make up before going out. I couldn't believe that among the dust, the dirt and a little of grass I was sweeping there was glitter.

Clue number 3: Fluorescent stars on the ceiling. This is common between girls but... c'mon, only between teenagers. Right now their fluorescent power is not working very well but when it's dark and I lay on my bed I can see some green points making a magical galaxy full of dreams and chances over there grey ceiling of my room. Nah, just kidding. It's so cheesy that I think I'm gonna puke.

Clue number 4: This is was the final and the most enlightening clue of all of them. One sanitary napkin under my bed. Oh, please, I bet you could have taken a look there before you leaving. Probably you could have forgotten there a ring or something important but I think you decided to give a present for the next room owner. Now I know you're a girl (or at least a guy with a perverted way of life).

I don't bear in my mind (too much) this kind of things, even that you didn't clean the fridge. I don't bear in my mind you put the table on the contrary position. I don't bear in mind you didn't leave a pillow, not even that in the storage room there were only crappy furniture instead of a bike or an X-box -like some mates found in theirs-, but please make sure to clean the top of the shelves. They were almost black.

Yours faithfully

Serge, the present tenant.